Monday, December 21, 2009

You're welcome, CEO of Kleenex

I have a theory. The Kleenex, Puffs, and other tissue brands all got together and created the cold, flu virus, and other such illnesses where tissues are required. This year alone, I'm sure I paid the Kleenex CEO's Christmas bonus.

I'm sick again.

I have gone through so many tissues (with lotion) and my nose is feeling pretty raw. It sucks. I'm pretty sure I'm sick because I work in retail and touch money all day. Sick people buy things, too. Sick people really should not touch money while they are contagious. I wash my hands as often as I can, and I try not to touch anywhere on my face, and if I do, I try to use the back of my hand. I still manage to get sick though.

I just felt like complaining. Thanks for listening. (: Hopefully, I'll be better before Christmas. I think the worst is over, I just have a cough and runny nose.

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